Should I stay or should I go now?Should I stay or should I go now?If I go, there will be troubleAnd if I stay it will be doubleSo come on and let me know – “Should I Stay or Should I Go” by English punk band The Clash, 1982 They say it’s not drinking alone if your dog is home. Always makes me chuckle, whether those words are embroidered on a tea towel, etched in a wine glass or printed on a fridge magnet. No doubt the familiar saying has been particularly apt for some during the COVID-19 pandemic. Myself included. I must admit, lately our crystal decanters on the…
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The last one
I’ve been trying to write something – anything – since Saturday. Not happening. I’m completely blank. It isn’t for lack of topics. Presidential election. Global pandemic. COVID-19 resurging. The sorry state of Michigan football. As in, the entire state. Maybe there’s just too much going on, and my brain is on overload unable to process everything. Doesn’t matter. None of that matters to me right now. We received some sad news Monday night. My Aunt Nores died at her home in Pittsburgh. She was 96. The last one. If you believe in that sort of thing, which I do, the three Guella sisters – Enea, Elia and Nores – are back together…
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Decision 2020
A day after the presidential election, I can still feel the fear all the way down to my, well, toes. And it’s not because we still don’t know who will lead our great nation for the next four years. The cause for my concern on Election Day had little to do with polling, electoral votes or MSNBC’s Steve Kornacki pushing one-too-many interactive map buttons. (The guy never sleeps!) On Tuesday, I saw my life flash before me while awaiting a pedicure at Happy Nails in a nearby strip mall. I know what you’re thinking: You got your toes done on Election Day? Yes, because we had to. Heck, the last one was…
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Good grief
It’s another dreary October afternoon in Michigan, and I’m longing for the good ol’ days of 2019 when we turned down autumn dinner party invitations because it was raining and not because we might die. I hear it’s going to be a long, hard winter. I have no reason not to believe that. While I’m grateful to be safe and healthy, my heart still breaks for those who have lost loved ones to COVID-19. To add grieving to everything else this hellish year has wrought is unimaginable. Sometimes, I swear, 2020 itself feels a lot like grief to me. If this seven-month-long pandemic were treated as a loved one’s death,…
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Expected findings
It’s October and time for post-season baseball, so I thought I’d open with this anecdote about our national pastime. A safe choice, perhaps, since unlike presidential elections, there’s no crying in baseball. While breaking up a double play in the 1934 World Series, St. Louis Cardinals’ pitcher Dizzy Dean was struck in the head by a wildly thrown ball. The brash and colorful Dean later told reporters, “They X-rayed my head and found nothing.” Ah, to have been a sports copy editor back then and write that headline! Speaking of headlines, since the news broke last week that the guy in the White House tested positive for COVID-19, we have received a…
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100 years
Often, when Italians raise a glass of wine, they say “Saluté,” and then sometimes add the words, “Cent’Anni,” a traditional toast. Loosely translated, it means “May you live 100 years.” Pronounced in some regional dialects as “gen-DAHN,” the phrase is meant to imply a hundred years of health. We should all be so lucky. My mother would have turned 100 today. Not sure what she’d make of becoming a centenarian, but you can bet she would be flabbergasted that her youngest child was 60. Elia Marie Guella was born September 30, 1920, in Biella, a small city in the northern Italian region of Piedmont, about 50 miles northwest of Milan.…
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Happy glampers
If a couple can survive a seventh-month pandemic quarantine together and still like each other after a weeklong camping trip in an RV barely big enough for two humans and a small dog, one thing’s for sure: They’re a good match. Buy the ring. Call the caterer. This one’s a keeper. After months under lockdown with Michigan’s COVID-19 orders and barely leaving the house except to pick up groceries or gas up the car, Rebecca and I decided to join millions of other antsy Americans and take a vacation. To ease our health and safety concerns, we headed to an area devoid of many people where the coronavirus is known…
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Spark joy
This is about discovery, joy and hugs. Just not necessarily in that order. Perhaps I’ve been watching too much TV (I am allowed to blame Rebecca for this) and one too many “Marcella” episodes on Netflix. Even the opening theme song to this “Nordic-noir” detective series creeps me out. Think crime thriller with a deranged undercover cop who experiences blackouts between serial killer chases. No wonder I can’t sleep. Over the past five months living amid COVID-19, we have become accustomed to wearing face masks, honoring social distancing, eating at home and ordering groceries online, among other things. I’m not complaining. We consider ourselves fortunate to be among those who have…
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Funk lifted
“Oww, we want the funk, give up the funkOww, we need the funk, we gotta have that funkOww, we want the funk, give up the funkOww, we need the funk, we gotta have that funk” – “Give Up the Funk” by George Clinton and his band, Parliament-Funkadelic, 1975 Five months into this pandemic, I’m feeling the effects of COVID-19. Not literally, thank goodness. Figuratively. Emotionally. Spiritually. I’m just not myself. I don’t read anymore. Is there such a thing as reader’s block? Same for my writing, which has become, well, flat. Not completely blocked, just in need of Drano. Do plumbers get plumber’s block? Doubtful. Besides, as a former newspaper…
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Balls
The boys of summer are back. If all goes well, Major League Baseball returns next week with a shortened 60-game season. It won’t be the standard 162 games. It won’t go from early spring to late fall. Instead, it will last just a little over three months, beginning July 23 and running through Sept. 27, with playoffs in October. Don’t you wish presidential campaigns were that long? The timing of this baseball season start isn’t lost on me. It makes me think of the anniversary of my first open-heart surgery – July 24, 2001 – to remove a benign cardiac tumor the size of a tennis ball. Nineteen years later, I’m still…
