It’s a rainy Saturday in August, so I asked Rebecca if she’d like to go see an afternoon matinee instead of cleaning out the garage. Her: Sure. What did you have in mind? Me: How about the “Barbie” movie? Her: Um, no, thanks. I’ll be in the garage. Point taken. As a feminist, I really should have no intention of ever seeing “Barbie.” From what I’ve heard and read, the Greta Gerwig film, which hit theaters in July, is an outright insult to women at a time when our rights (reproductive and otherwise) are under attack. But how bad can it be if the moral of the story is that both fake plastic…