I have been called a lot of things in my 64 years and 11 months, but never this. It happened at the Coquina Beach Market in Bradenton Beach, Florida, a couple of weeks ago. Rebecca and I were perusing the market aisles made of pulverized seashells and sugar-like sand adjacent to Longboat Pass on the south end of Anna Maria Island. We were on a mission looking for a talented vendor we see every winter. He’s a metal artist named Kent Webb of 10th Avenue West Studios. For more than 20 years, the Webb family has been creating handmade art pieces in a refurbished 100-year-old house in Bradenton just over the…