SOMEWHERE IN SARASOTA: Tuesday, March 2 – The mounting pressure from the ice pick in my left eye and intense brain freeze was a hundred times worse than the $4 “Pain in the Ass” headache we had gotten at the Daiquiri Deck on Bridge Street the week before. That’s a drink, by the way, “guaranteed to change your attitude.” It’s their hybrid Pina Colada/Rum Runner mixed with 151 proof rum. I could use one. For now, however, I’ll stick with two Extra Strength Tylenol every 6 hours and an ice pack. Let’s just say my Tuesday wasn’t fun. I’m ready to go home now. I actually want my mom. If you’ve ever had eye floaters – black…