First, I’d like to apologize. This blog was supposed to have been posted yesterday, April 17, for reasons you will soon learn. Second, if two Colorado blue spruce trees fall in your yard and you’re sitting in the kitchen, does it make a sound? Yes, but only if someone puts it on Facebook. Forget the tree talk. What I heard was, “Oh. My. Gosh. OH MY GOSH. OHMYGOSH!” I swear, Rebecca never swears — even amid unanticipated natural events for which no human is responsible. Forever to be called an Act of … Gosh. Remember those Chiffon margarine ads from the 1970s? Mother Nature tastes what she thinks is sweet creamy…