I recently saw the best hospital waiting room sign ever in Area C at Troy Beaumont: “Keep calm and don’t move the furniture.” What a world we live in. On top of war, pestilence, greed and disaster, there are actually people who rearrange waiting room furniture. Good grief. Who does that? Sufferers of serious PMS, I suppose. (Speaking from experience.) Or those who bring their entire immediate family, including bawling infants, to the hospital and set up camp. (Speaking from the experience of being subjected to this.) I know. I have a lot of experience, particularly in the wellness arena. I’m not a doctor, but I could play one on TV. Of…